Disclaimer

Disclaimer for Footnotes and Final Acts
Last updated: June 5, 2025

Welcome to Footnotes and Final Acts, a corner of the internet where satire runs wild, opinions are unapologetically personal, and history occasionally sneaks in wearing a serious face. By accessing this blog, you're agreeing to read things that may be exaggerated, sarcastic, critical, whimsical—or all of the above.

1. Not Your Source of Absolute Truth
   The content on this website is provided for entertainment, commentary, and general informational purposes only. While we sometimes dive into historical topics with some degree of seriousness, we make no promises about the accuracy, completeness, or usefulness of any information provided. In short: don’t cite us in your thesis, and certainly don’t sue us if you take something too literally.

2. Satire Ahead — You’ve Been Warned
   This is a satirical and opinion-driven blog. The views expressed here are entirely those of the author and often intended to provoke thought, laughter, or mild outrage. If you find yourself offended, bewildered, or giggling inappropriately—well, that’s probably the point.

3. No Warranties or Guarantees
   All content is provided "as is," without any warranties, express or implied. Footnotes and Final Acts does not provide professional advice (legal, medical, financial, or otherwise). Rely on the content at your own discretion.

4. No Liability for Lost Sanity (or Data)
   We accept no responsibility for any loss, damage, corrupted worldviews, or disillusionment resulting from your use of this blog. This includes (but is not limited to) lost data, missed deadlines, or embarrassing snorts of laughter in public places. You read at your own risk.

5. External Links & Other Portals of Chaos
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6. No Guarantees of Availability
   We aim to keep the blog running smoothly, but technical gremlins and spontaneous naps do happen. We won’t be held liable if the website is temporarily unavailable due to forces beyond our control, like the whims of the internet or caffeine shortages.

7. Views Are Our Own (Unfortunately)
   The thoughts expressed here belong solely to the author and do not represent any institution, employer, or shadowy cabal. They are subjective, biased, and occasionally inflammatory—and we wouldn’t have it any other way.

8. Privacy Matters
   Any personal information you provide will be handled according to our Privacy Policy which—unlike most of our content—is not written with sarcasm.

9. Indemnification
   By using this website, you agree to indemnify and hold harmless the owner of Footnotes and Final Acts from any claims, damages, or losses arising from your reliance on or use of the information provided here.

10. Changes to This Disclaimer
    We reserve the right to update, rewrite, or completely satirize this disclaimer at any time, without notice. Please check back occasionally, or don’t. It’s really up to you.

11. Final Note
    By using this website, you accept this disclaimer and acknowledge that you've willingly entered a realm where facts and fiction sometimes dance in the same paragraph. Proceed accordingly.